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Gildissviš Innheimtulaganna nżju nr. 95/2008.

Upp  į sķškastiš hefur veriš deilt um hvort aš reglugerš 37/2009 sem hefur aš geyma gjaldskrį um innheimtubréf gildi um innheimtubréf frį lögmönnum. Neytendastofa hefur fullum fetum fullyrt aš lögin gildi um slķka innheimtu. Įn žess aš rökstyšja nįnar žį afstöšu sķna sem er afar umdeild. Ķ lögunum sem reglugerš byggir į eru tvö lykilhugtök sem rįša śrslitum um žaš hvort lögin gildi um innheimtuna. Žaš eru hugtökin milliinnheimta og löginnheimta. Lögin skżra žessi hugtök lķtiš og hver sį sem ętlar aš komast aš lögfręšilegri nišurstöšu um gildissviš laganna getur ekki sleppt žvķ aš kryfja žau til mergjar. Žaš hefur ekki veriš gert heldur eingöngu lįtiš nęgja aš fullyrša hvert gildissviš laganna er. Slķk fullyršing hefur mikla žżšingu fyrir marga ašila og getur reynst mönnum dżrkeypt ef menn treysta henni įn frekari skošunar. Ég hef litiš yfir lögin og frumvarp meš žeim og eins og ég mun śtskżra hér aš nešan er žaš kristal tęrt aš žau gilda ekki um innheimtubréf frį lögmanni.

 

Nśgildandi lög um innheimtu l.nr. 95/2008 ( hér eftir innheimtulög) gilda um frum- og milliinnheimtu en ekki um löginnheimtu sbr. 1.mgr. 1.gr. laganna. Žessi hugtök eru um margt frekar óskżr og illa skilgreind ķ lögunum. Skżrast er žó hugtakiš fruminnheimta en žį er įtt skriflega višvörun eftir gjalddaga kröfu um frekari ašgeršir sem bęši kröfuhafi og innheimtuašilar geta sent. Žį hefst vandinn milliinnheimta er skilgreind skv. 2.mgr. 1.gr. innheimtulaga sem innheimtuašgeršir eftir innheimtuvišvörun (fruminnheimtu) fram aš löginnheimtu. Löginnheimta er skilgreind sem innheimtumešferš į grundvelli réttarfarslaga. Žannig aš viš śrlausn žessa višfangsefnis veršur annaš hvort aš finna meš tęmandi hętti śt hvaš milliinnheimta er eša komast aš žvķ hvenęr löginnheimta hefst. Žar sem lögin bjóša ekki upp į žann möguleika aš finna śt meš tęmandi hętti hvaš sé milliinnheimta. Fer ég žį leiš aš finna śt hvenęr löginnheimta hefst. Meš löginnheimtu er įtt viš innheimtumešferš į grundvelli réttarfarslaga skv. 2.mgr. 1.gr. innheimtulaga.

 

Į grundvelli réttarfarslaga er mįlum m.a. stefnt, tekiš er fjįrnįm, naušungarsala framkvęmd og fariš fram į gjaldžrot. Ekki er sérstaklega tekiš fram ķ žeim lögum reglur um framkvęmd innheimtubréfs lögmanns til skuldara. Innheimtubréf lögmanns byggir hins vegar į žessum lögum žar sem hin löglega hótun sem fylgir slķku bréfi byggir į žvķ aš mįliš fari eftir réttarfarslögunum verši ekki greitt annars komi til frekari ašgerša skv. lögunum. Žetta er fyrsta skref lögmanns viš beitingu laganna til aš nį efndum fyrir kröfuhafa. Rótgróin venja hefur skapast viš innheimtu aš senda innheimtubréf įšur en stefnt er og taka įkvešna žóknun fyrir.

Einnig er žaš tekiš fram ķ athugasemdum viš 1.gr ķ frumvarpi meš innheimtulögunum aš “ Ef lögmašur sendir innheimtubréf, įn žess aš innheimtuvišvörun hafi įšur veriš send, teldist žaš ekki innheimtuašgerš į grundvelli réttarfarslaga heldur yrši bréfiš vęntanlega kallaš innheimtuvišvörun eftir gildisstöku innheimtulaga”. Žannig einungis ef innheimtubréf er sent įn žess aš lögbošin innheimtuašvörun skv. 7.gr. innheimtulaga sé gerš žį falli žaš ekki undir löginnheimtu. Žannig er allveg kristal tęrt skv. žessu oršalagi aš innheimtubréf frį lögmannstofu fellur undir löginnheimtu skv. réttarfarslögum nema žegar innheimtuvišvörun er ekki send frį kröfurhafa eša lögmanni įšur en innheimta hefst. Engin įstęša vęri til aš taka žetta sérstaklega fram ef aldrei vęri um löginnheimtu aš ręša žegar lögmašur sendir frį sér innheimtubréf.

 

Óešlilegt er aš lķta į innheimtubréf frį lögmanni sem eitthvaš annaš en löginnheimtu. Enda geta ašrir en lögmenn framkvęmt frum- og milliinnheimtu. Ķ innheimtulögunum er tekiš fram ķ 4. gr hverjir geti fengiš innheimtuleyfi. Žannig ef innheimtubréf frį lögmanni er ekki skilgreint sem löginnheimta er ekki geršur neinn greinamunur į lögmönnum og annars konar innheimtuašilum. Sś śtkoma er afar einkennileg og stenst ekki.

 

Jafnframt er ķ 12.gr innheimtulaga heimild til aš setja reglugerš um žak į kostnaš viš innheimtu. Ķ žessari grein er talaš um aš sś upphęš skuli taka miš af kostnaši kröfuhafa sem skuli vera naušsynlegur og hóflegur. Hér er ekki talaš um lögmenn heldur kröfuhafa. Ef reglugerš į aš gilda um innheimtužóknun lögmanns sem įskilin er ķ innheimtubréfi frį honum af hverju į aš miša žóknun hans viš kostnaši kröfuhafa? Žaš hlżtur aš vera vegna žess aš ekki er veriš aš tala um innheimtužóknun lögmanns heldur frum- og milliinnheimtu kröfuhafa, sem hann getur sjįlfur innheimt eša lįtiš ašra ķ žaš verk. Einnig mį bęta hér viš aš tekiš er fram ķ athugsemdum meš 1.gr. laganna aš innheimtuašili skv. žessum lögum sé kröfuhafi nema annaš sé sérstaklega tekiš fram.   

 

Einnig mį benda į aš sķšastlišin įratug hefur veriš mikil žróun ķ innheimtum į žann veg aš sumar lögmannsstofur hafa žann hįttinn į aš skipta sér ķ deildir eša milli fyrirtękja innheimtum. Žannig aš krafa sem hefur veriš fruminnheimt af kröfuhafa er sett ķ innheimtu hjį einni deild og ef innheimtubréf og ašgeršir frį žeirri deild virka ekki žį er mįli ekki stefnt heldur er mįliš sent ķ nęstu deild sem sendir svo innheimtubréf žar sem nęsta skref er stefna. Žaš passar vel viš innheimtulögin aš lķta svo į aš fyrsta bréf eftir gjalddaga kröfu sé fruminnheimta og aš innheimtubréf frį fyrstu deild sé milliinnheimta og innheimtubréf sem send eru frį lögmannsstofum sem fara beint ķ innheimtu skv. réttarfarslögum löginnheimtu. Žessu til frekari stušnings mį benda į aš ķ frumvarpi er sérstaklega nefnt aš veriš sé aš sporna gegn óešlilegum kostnaši į žessu frumstigi innheimtu.  

 

Fruminnheimta er vel skżrš ķ lögunum og engin vafi er um inntak žess hugtaks. Hśn telst eingöngu til bréfa sem send eru skv. 7.gr. innheimtulaga. Žannig aš bréf frį fyrstu deild slķkra fyrirtękja sem ég nefndi hér fyrr verša žį aš teljast miliinnheimta. Bréf frį nęstu deild geta varla talist įfram milliinnheimta. Žvķ žį er engin munur į žessum tveim deildum og innheimtuašferšum. Sś nišurstaša stenst ekki žar sem augljóst er aš enginn tilgangur er žį meš žvķ aš vera meš tvęr deildir og mismunandi innheimtubréf ef žau eru ķ raun žaš sama. Žvķ žykir undirritušum lķklegt aš lög hafi veriš sett til aš sporna gegn of miklum kostnaši ķ innheimtum žessara millideilda sem sjį ekki um frekari innheimtuašgeršir. Sį skilningur fęr stoš ķ athugasemdum meš lagafrumvarpi žar segir m.a. ,, Markmišiš meš frumvarpinu er einkum aš setja įkvešnar meginreglur um innheimtu til hagsbóta fyrir neytendur, m.a. įkvęši um góša innheimtuhętti og innheimtuvišvörun, og draga śr óešlilegum kostnaši skuldara vegna innheimtuašgerša į frumstigi, t.d. meš žvķ aš takmarka ķ reglugerš hįmarksfjįrhęš innheimtukostnašar, m.a. žóknunar, sem heimilt er aš krefja hann um”. Žaš hefur tķškast ķ milliinnheimtum aš innheimta žóknun og kostnaš bak viš vinnu viš innheimtu.         

 

Heildarnišustaša eftir aš hafa skošaš frumvarp og lög er aš tilgangur žeirra er aš setja reglur  um milli-og fruminnheimtu kröfuhafa. Žetta er sagt meš beinum hętti ķ frumvarpi og öll lögin eru lituš af žessum tilgangi. Ķ frumvarpi er sérstaklega nefnt aš žau séu sett til aš vinna gegn óešlilega hįum kostnaši į frumstigi. Einnig er tekiš fram aš žau gildi um kröfuhafa nema annaš sé sérstaklega tekiš fram. Žannig fjalla lög um innheimtu kröfuhafa sem hann getur sjįlfur séš um eša lįtiš lögmann um. Fyrir utan žessa frumašgeršir sem kröfuhafi getur eftirlįtiš lögmanni gilda lögin ekki um innheimtuašgeršir lögmanna. Aš öllu žessu virtu er meš engu móti hęgt aš skilja hvernig neytendastofa kemst aš sinni nišurstöšu. Mikilvęgt er aš lögmenn berjist gegn žessum ranga skilning sem hefur fengiš aš fljóta ósnertur ķ fréttir lķkt og um stašreynd sé aš ręša. Einnig er slęmt fyrir skuldara sem ķ trausti žessara upplżsinga hugsanlega neita aš greiša fyrir kostnaš vegna innheimtubréfs lögmanna sem getur valdiš žeim fjįrhagslegu tjóni.

 

Svo mį einnig aš huga aš žvķ hver įhrif laganna eru séu žau skżrš eins og neytendastofa gerir ķ fréttablašinu 22.08.2009 įn rökstušnings. Ef žeirra skilningur vęri talinn réttur žį getur lögmašur/lögmannsstofa ekki tekiš nema 1.250 kr fyrir lęgstu kröfur en 5.500 kr. fyrir hęstu kröfurnar sbr. 6.gr. rgl nr. 37/2009. Um er aš ręša mjög lįgar upphęšir sem lögmašur mętti taka sem žóknun žennan žįtt ķ sķnu starfi. Oft žegar veriš er aš innheimta žį er stašan sś aš skuldari er ekki illvilja eša óheišarlegur heldur hefur komiš upp staša sem hann sį ekki fyrir og hann ręšur ekki viš. Žį er hęgt aš koma til móts viš hann meš žvķ aš hann greiši skuld ķ pörtum t.d. mįnašarlega eitthverja x upphęš eša fįi frest ķ einhvern tiltekin tķma. Žetta er algeng staša sem veršur jafnvel en algengari nś žegar efnahagsįstandiš er ķ miklu uppnįmi. Žegar skuld er greidd meš žessum hętti er lögmašur lengi aš fį sķna žóknun og meiri vinni lögš ķ innheimtu. Ef hśn er įkvešin of lįg eru minni lķkur į aš lögmannsstofur veiti žennan möguleika og meiri lķkur į aš ef ein greišsla dettur śt aš žį fari mįl strax ķ hart. M.ö.o. lögmannsstofa hefur ekki efni į žvķ aš aš veita of marga fresti og sjénsa. Lķklegast yrši erfišar aš semja viš lögmannsstofur į žessu grunnstigi innheimtu. En žaš er einmit mikilvęgast aš į žessu grunnstigi sé möguleiki į śrlausnum enda er žaš skuldaranum og kröfuhafa ķ hag. Ekki er žaš hagur skuldara aš mįl fari mun hrašar ķ haršari ašgeršir. Sem er mjög lķklega framvindan ef lögmašur stendur frammi fyrir žvķ aš hann sé aš koma śt ķ tapi/mķnus į žvķ aš senda stöšugt einhver innheimtubréf sem hann mį mjög takmarka žóknun taka fyrir. Tökum dęmi : Mašur er ķ vanskilum viš nokkra ašila. Hann hefur lent ķ žvķ aš ofmeta sķna fjįrhagslegu getu. Hann er veriš aš innheimta af nokkrum lögmannsstofum. Hann getur samiš viš žęr allar ef žęr veita honum möguleika aš greiša žetta ķ pörtum og eftir atvikum fį frest eitthvern mįnuš/mįnuši enda į hann von į pening sķšar. Ef stofurnar geta allar gefiš honum svigrśm meš žeim hętti sem hann bżšst til žį er honum mögulegt aš gera upp viš alla en žaš tekur sinn tķma. Ef žessu er snśiš viš žannig aš stofurnar hafa ekki efni į žvķ aš hanga meš mįl ķ innheimtubunka og senda innheimtubréf meš litlum kostnaši. Hver og ein įkvešur aš stefna honum žar sem hann getur ekki greitt į nęstu vikum og halda svo įfram viš venjulegar ašgeršir. Viš žessar ašstęšur hękkar hver einasta skuld svo mikiš aš hann getur ekki greitt, ekki einu sinni žegar sį peningur sem hann įtti von į kemur. Mašurinn veršur gjaldžrota, kröfuhafi fęr ekki sinn pening og lögmašur er meš óįnęgšan višskiptavin sem žarf aš greiša fyrir śtlagšan kostnaš og jafnvel einhverja žóknum sem er minni heldur en ef greišsla hefši borist enda hefur vinna hans ekki boriš įrangur. Hér hafa ķ raun allir ašilar viš boršiš tapaš.  

 Ef innheimtulögin eiga aš gilda um innheimtubréf frį lögmannsstofun. Žį veršur aš athuga aš skeršing į innheimtužóknum er skeršing į atvinnuréttindum lögmanna žar sem rótgróin venja er fyrir žóknun vegna žessara innheimtna. Skv. 75. gr. Stjórnarskrįrinnar (hér eftir sts) er kvešiš į um aš atvinnuréttindi megi ekki skerša nema almannahagsmunir krefjist žess og žį meš lögum. Ķ lögum um löginnheimtu er ķ 12.gr. aš finna heimild fyrir rįšherra til aš setja reglugerš žar sem kvešiš er į um hįmarksfjįrhęš sem krefja mį skuldara vegna innheimtukostnašar. Žar er talaš um naušsynlegan og hóflegan kostnaš kröfuhafa. Žetta oršalag er mjög rśmt og rįšherra er ķ sjįlfvald sett hversu hįtt žak innheimtukostnašar er. Eina višmiš sem hann fęr er kostnašur kröfuhafa en ekkert er tekiš ķ reikning kostnašur lögmanns į aš halda uppi rekstri m.a. vegna starfsfólks og tękjum. Lįgmark er aš lög męli fyrir um umfang og takmörk skeršingar. Lagastoš reglurgeršar žarf aš vera mun skżrari žegar stjórnarskrį įskilur lagaaboš. Ķ Hrd. 1996/2956 sem almennt er kallašur Samherjadómurinn er mešal annars sagt „[H]inum almenna löggjafa [er] óheimilt aš fela framkvęmdarvaldshöfum óhefta įkvöršun um žessi efni.  Löggjöfin veršur aš męla fyrir um meginreglur, žar sem fram komi takmörk og umfang žeirrar réttindaskeršingar, sem talin er naušsynleg.”. Žannig aš ef lögin eru skilinn į žann ótrślega veg aš žau gildi um innheimtubréf lögmanns žį er aš minnsta kosti ljóst aš skoša žarf sérstaklega hvort reglugerš hafi nęga lagastoš. Ef ekki brżtur hśn gegn 75.gr. sts.       

Til hamingju Gunnar.

Žaš veršur gaman aš sjį hvernig honum gengur žegar hann fęrir sig ofar, greinilega mjög efnilegur ķžróttamašur og gęti veriš framtķšarmašur ķ žessari ķžrótt. Ég óska honum góšs gengis.  

 

Ętli Nelson trikkiš sé skżrt eftir honum.


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Var Floyd ekki meš nęga yfirburši fyrir.

Allveg ótrślega leišinlegt aš horfa upp į bardaga sem mašur er bśinn aš vera bķša eftir ķ fleiri mįnuši, sem er eyšilagšur af dómaranum. Floyd mašur sem er aš ešlislagi žyngri, stęrri, meš lengri fašm en Hatton og įlitinn best boxari pund fyrir pund. Fékk ašstoš dómarans viš aš halda Hatton fjęrri, žaš eina sem Hatton stólaši inn į var aš vaša inn éta högg viš og viš og žreyta Mayweather og hanga ķ honum og berjast viš hann ķ nįvķgi. En hvaš geršist hann įt höggin til žess eins aš feitlagin og sveittur dómari żtti honum ķ burtu aftur.

Eitt sem er skrżtiš viš vörnina hjį Floyd er aš hann snżr eiginlega bakinu ķ menn allan tķmann, hann er óumdeilt besti boxarinn pund fyrir pund  og sérfręšingur ķ vörn, en žaš er samt nokkuš sérstakt žegar hann fer ķ vörn snżr hann alltaf bakinu ķ andstęšinginn ( ekki ósvipaš og James Toney).

 


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Planet of the apes.

Žaš viršist styttast óšfluga ķ aš žessi merka kvikmynd verši aš raunveruleika, apar einvhers stašar eru vķst byrjašir aš borša kjöt ķ rķkum męli og byrjašir aš bśa til verkfęri til aš veiša meš og nśna žetta, simpansar gįfašari enn menn, žaš er nokkkuš vķst aš žeir eru sterkari, svo lķtiš er žvķ til fyrirstöšu aš žeir taki yfir. Ętli žetta muni ekki byrja hęgt, meš róttękri barįttu fį žeir kosningarétt, og svo žegar žeir verša komnir vel inn ķ samfélagiš, munu žeir sķfellt minna okkur į žegar viš geymdum forfešur žeirra ķ bśrum okkur til skemmtunar og žannig nį žeir sķfellt meiri völdum. Svo žegar žeir verša nęgilega margir taka žeir yfir.

 


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15 Mķnótur er nś ekki mikiš.

Mér skilst aš ef žetta frumvarp nęr ķ gegn sé ręšutķmi 15 mķn og svo ķ annari og žrišju umferš 5 mķn. Ekki getur mašur mikiš sagt į 15 mķn hvaš žį 5 mķn. Menn verša varla mįlefnalegri (eins og haldiš hefur veriš fram) ef žeir hafa styttri tķma enda gefst ekki mikill tķmi til aš byggja um mįl sitt og eflaust betra aš skjóta hratt og mikiš.

Mér skildist ķ žęttinum Mannamįl meš Sigmundi Ernir žar sem žetta mįl var rętt, aš žetta vęri sett svo menn gętu ekki veriš meš mįlžóf, en svo žegar Ögmundur VG sagši žetta lķtinn tķma var sagt aš hann gęti komiš eins oft upp og hann vildi og haldiš mįlžóf. Mašur spyr sig žį ef žetta stoppar ekki mįlžóf til hvers er žetta? Manni sżnist aš lżšręšishugsun hins mikla meirihluta sé farinn aš minnka eitthvaš, žeir bara nenna ekki hlusta į nein helvķtis mótrök.


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Fyrsta Kķnverska konan til aš vinna Miss World.

žaš er nś ótrślegt aš litla Ķsland sé bśiš aš vinna žrisvar sinnum en stóra Kķna er nś aš vinna sinn fyrsta titil. Ég get ekki betur séš en hśn sé vel aš žvķ komin, stórglęsileg žessi kķnverska stślka kannski Kķna fari aš spķta ķ lófana og nį okkur hérna į klakkanum enda hlżtur aš vera mikiš til aš fallegu kvenfólki žarna.
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Tįlbeitur ?

Ég fyllist alltaf vissri tortryggni žegar talaš er um tįlbeitur, vegna žess aš žaš er viss hętta į žvķ aš žęr séu notašar į glannalegan hįtt og bśa til glęp sem hefši aldrei įtt sér staš. Mašur getur ķmyndaš sér aš žaš yrši žrżstingur į lögregluna aš nį įrangri sem gęti żtt žeim įfram auk žess sem tįlbeitan getur veriš aš hegša sér į svo óraunverulegan hįtt aš, aš žaš myndi aldrei ske ķ raunveruleikanum og menn tęldir til glępa.

Var eitt sinn į horfa į amerķska raunveruleikažįttinn Cops, žar var tįlbeitum beitt mešal annars lögreglukona sem var klędd eins og vęndiskona og reyndi aš fį višskipti. Einn mašur labbaši fram hjį henni og hśn reyndi aš tala viš hann, hann veiti henni enga athygli og fór fram hjį, žį elti hśn hann og reif ķ hann og žröngvaši sér aš honum fór aš tala viš hann, hann var alltaf jafn óhress į svipinn og vildi komast ķ burtu en vildi greinilega ekki vera dónalegur og var aš reyna losna viš hana. Svo žegar hśn hélt įfram og įfram aš tuša ķ honum. Žį spurši hann hvaš kostar svo eitt skipti, žį var öskraš " Freeze its the police you are under arrest ogfrv.)

Mannréttindadómstóll Evrópu viršist vera haldinn svipašri tortryggni og ég žvķ hann hefur įlyktaš gegn notkun tįlbeitna.


Fleygar setningar Mike Tyson's

 

On Lennox Lewis

"Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart.

"My main objective is to be professional but to kill him."

On Evander Holyfield

"You got nothing coming, man. I'm going to enjoy this fight."

After biting Holyfield he said, "This is my career. I have children to raise. I have to retaliate. He butted me. Look at me. My kids will be scared of me."

"I felt Holyfield was using his head illegally. I told the referee I wasn't getting any help, so I went back to the streets. I cannot defend it, but it happened."

On Razor Ruddock

"You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend."

On Tyrell Biggs

Tyson on Tyrell Biggs' complaining to him about low blows "Low blows? Low blows? Huh! Motherf**ker you're fittin' to die!"

"He was screaming like my wife."

"I could have knocked him out in the third round but I wanted to do it slowly, so he would remember this night for a long time."

On His Wife

"I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."

"Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all lies. I have never laid a finger on her."

On His Childhood

"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard."

On Fans

To a question on whether he feels support from the common fan: "I don't feel love from them because there's no love. They don't know me as an individual; they know me for what I actually do. Because they pay to see me smash anybody. If they're white they pay, [it's] because the only thing they have respect for is my ability as an athlete. But if I was in court and I had to use them to testify against me on my character, they wouldn't testify positively against me and they would think I'm a cad..."

"There are nine million people who see me in the ring and hate my guts. Most of them are white. That's okay. Just spell my name right."

"I think the average person thinks I'm a f**king nut and I deserve whatever happens to me. That's what I believe."

"When you see me smash somebody's skull, you enjoy it."

On His Time in Prison

"You have to understand, Frank Bruno would not have been champion if I had not been in prison. Oliver McCall would not have been champion if I had not been in prison. A lot of these guys would not have been champion. Michael Moorer would not have been champion. Those guys would not have been champion if I had been around. They would have had no legacy. None of those guys would have had a legacy."

"I would have been in shape. I would have been active. Holyfield, those guys wouldn't have been champion when I was around, but I went away for four or five years inactive and that made them competitive for a time."

"But you really have to look at the science of the situation. You guys come here to talk and report but you don't actually look at the facts of what this business is all about. The best thing that happened to those guys and they should stand on their mother's shoulders and kiss my ass because I went to prison or they would not be existing right now. They'd be a flash in the pan and would have made some money and opened up a restaurant or bar somewhere where they live at."

On Boxing

 

"Everyone in boxing probably makes out well except for the fighter. He's the only one that's on Skid Row most of the time; he's the only one that everybody just leaves when he loses his mind. He sometimes goes insane, he sometimes goes on the bottle, because it's a highly intensive pressure sport that allows people to just lose it [their self-control]."

"How dare these boxers challenge me with their primitive skills? It makes me angry. They're just as good as dead."

"My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."

Tyson: "It's interesting that you put me in the league with those illustrious fighters [Muhammad Ali, Joe Louis, Jack Johnson], but I've proved since my career I've surpassed them as far my popularity. I'm the biggest fighter in the history of the sport. If you don't believe it, check the cash register."

"Without discipline, no matter how good you are, you are nothing! One day, and I might not be around; you're going to meet a tough guy who takes your best shot. He'll keep coming because he's tough. Don't get discouraged. That's when the discipline comes in."

"I just want them to keep bringing guys on and I'm going to strip them of their health. I bring pain, a lot of pain."

On His Family

"No one gives a f**k about me. No one cares if my children starve, if they're on welfare. I have to support my children. I need more money."

 

On the Media

 

[To a female reporter] "It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."

"People [are] going to say what they say. It has to be for a reason. It's just for a reason. I know sometimes I say things; I offend people. I ask this lady a lewd question because I'm in a lot of pain too. I have some pain I'm gonna have for the rest of my life. And Lewis, I'm trying to give some of that pain to ya'll."

"You gentlemen have no idea what it's like to be myself, no idea what it's like. I'm not interested in being humiliated anymore."

"If I take this camera and put it in your face for 20 years, I don't know what you might be. You might be a homosexual if I put that camera on you since you were 13 years old. I've been on that camera since I was 13 years old."

On Religion

"All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too."

"I feel like sometimes that I was born, that I'm not meant for this society because everyone here is a f**king hypocrite. Everybody says they believe in God but they don't do God's work. Everybody counteracts what God is really about. If Jesus was here, do you think Jesus would show me any love? Do you think Jesus would love me? I'm a Muslim, but do you think Jesus would love me ... I think Jesus would have a drink with me and discuss ... why you acting like that? Now, he would be cool. He would talk to me. No Christian ever did that and said in the name of Jesus even ... They'd throw me in jail and write bad articles about me and then go to church on Sunday and say Jesus is a wonderful man and he's coming back to save us. But they don't understand that when he comes back, that these crazy greedy capitalistic men are gonna kill him again."

Stacey McKinley: "He sees a guy beggin' in the street and he gives him a hundred dollars. I'll say, 'Man, y'know the guy's just gonna spend it on crack!' But he says, 'I leave it to Allah to judge him.'"

"I'm a man. I lived it and I'm not afraid to die but when I die I'm going to paradise and I'm not worried."

On Himself

"The one thing I know, everyone respects the true person and everyone's not true with themselves. All of these people who are heroes, these guys who have been lily white and clean all their lives, if they went through what I went through, they would commit suicide. They don't have the heart that I have. I've lived places they can't defecate in."

"I'm not Mother Teresa. But I'm also not Charles Manson!"

"Fear is your best friend or your worst enemy. It's like fire. If you can control it, it can cook for you; it can heat your house. If you can't control it, it will burn everything around you and destroy you. If you can control your fear, it makes you more alert, like a deer coming across the lawn."

"I'm just like you. I enjoy the forbidden fruits in life, too. I think it's un-American not to go out with a woman, not to be with a beautiful woman, not to get my dick sucked ... It's just what I said before, everybody in this country is a big f**king liar. [The media] tells people ... that this person did this and this person did that and then we find out that were just human and we find out that Michael Jordan cheats on his wife just like everybody else and that we all cheat on our f**king wife in one way or another either emotionally, physically or sexually or one way."

"There's no one perfect. We're always gonna do that. Jimmy Swaggart is lascivious, Mike Tyson is lascivious -- but we're not criminally, at least I'm not, criminally lascivious. You know what I mean. I may like to fornicate more than other people -- it's just who I am. I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid? I mean, I been robbed of my most of my money, can I at least get [oral sex] without the people wanting to harass me and wanting to throw me in jail?"

"At times, I come across as crude or crass, that irritates you when I come across like a Neanderthal or a babbling idiot at times. But I like to be that person. I like to show you all that person because that's who you come to see."

"I'm the most irresponsible person in the world. The reason I'm like that is because, at 21, you all gave me $50 or $100 million, and I didn't know what to do. I'm from the ghetto. I don't know how to act. One day I'm in a dope house robbing somebody. The next thing I know, 'You're the heavyweight champion of the world.' ... Who am I? What am I? I don't even know who I am. I'm just a dumb child. I'm being abused. I'm being robbed by lawyers. I think I have more money than I do. I'm just a dumb pugnacious fool. I'm just a fool who thinks I'm someone. And you tell me I should be responsible?"

On His Mental Health

"I don't know if I'm mentally sick, but I have... episodes sometimes. I'm a depressant kind of dude. I have episodes, and I'm human. But no one cares about my health as a human because sometimes I'm in my episodes when I'm at work."

"Well, [contemplating suicide] goes through everyone's mind, I'm sure. And if it doesn't I really must be crazy. Everyone thinks about that because sometimes, you know what I mean, it's just tough being a ni**er and it's tough being a bad ni**er."

I don't react to a tragic happening any more. I took so many bad things as a kid and some people think I don't care about anything. It's just too hard for me to get emotional. I can't cry no more."

"I'm on the Zoloft [an antidepressant] to keep from killing y'all."

On America

"I'm just a dark guy from a den of iniquity. A dark shadowy figure from the bowels of iniquity. I wish I could be Mike who gets an endorsement deal. But you can't make a lie and a truth go together. This country wasn't built on moral fiber. This country was built on rape, slavery, murder, degradation and affiliation with crime."

Miscellaneous Quotes

"I really dig Hannibal. Hannibal had real guts. He rode elephants into Cartilage."

"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian."

"I like the British bikes. I like British people. They're real mellow."

"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."

"I have some pain I'm gonna have for the rest of my life. So every now and then I kick your f**king ass."

"I just want to conquer people and their souls."

 


Risabardagi 8.des, someone's 0 has got to go

Laugardagurinn 8.desember nęstkomandi er frįtekinn, svo mikiš er vķst, žvķ žį keppa hnefaleikamennirnir ricky "the hitman" Hatton og Floyd "pretty boy" mayweather en žeir eru bįšir ósigrašir sem atvinnumenn og hafa bįšir sigraš titla ķ nokkrum žyngdarflokkum.

Ricky hatton (W 43 L 0 Ko 31), Floyd (W 38 L 0 ko 24), bįšir nįlęgt sķnu prime, žetta veršur rosalegt. Sagan segir aš Oscar De la Hoya sé aš hjįlpa hatton m.a. annars meš žvķ aš lįna honum sparr félaga og benda honum į hverjir henta best til aš ęfa sig fyrir Floyd. En Oscar keppti viš Floyd um daginn og tapaši meš SD, hann er vķst aš vonast til aš hatton vinni svo hann geti sķšan unniš Hatton og nśllaš yfir tapiš ( beat the man who beat the man, eins og kaninn segir).

Ricky Hatton er stundum uppnefndur ricky fatton, vegna žess aš hann bętir į sig mikilli žyngd milli bardaga, sem hann žarf svo aš vinna af sér, en Hatton finnst vķst fįtt betra enn aš hella ofan ķ sig nokkrum kollum af Guinnes į kvöldin heima ķ Bretlandi.

Fašir Floyd, vill meina aš žessi bardagi verši aušveldari fyrir soninn heldur bardaginn į móti Arturo Gatti, sem Floyd sigraši aušveldlega, sonurinn vill meina aš Hatton sé C ef ekki D klassa boxari og hefur veriš aš taka žįtt ķ danskeppni stjarnanna sem er einhver žįttur ķ Bandarķkjunum į sama tķma og hann ętti aš vera ęfa fyrir Hatton. Sumir vilja meina aš hann sé aš bśa til afsökun ef hann skyldi tapa ašrir aš hann sé svo hrokafullur aš hann telji žaš bara ekki fręšilegt aš hann tapi. Floyd er svona tżpa sem fólk annaš hvort elskar eša hatar, mjög svona yfirlżsingaglašur og hikar ekki viš aš tala nišur andstęšinga fyrir bardaga į frekar dónalegan hįtt( sem er vķst ein įstęša fyrir žvķ aš De La Hoya hatar hann), og hefur fariš mikinn ķ trash talkinu fyrir bardagann, meira segja mišaš viš sjįlfan sig en Hatton hefur veriš rólegur yfir žessu öllu saman į blašamannafundum ķ Bandarķkjunum en žegar hann og Floyd voru į blašamannafundi ķ Bretlandi kallaši Hatton hann Pśff ( breskt slangur yfir samkynhneigš) og sagši aš hann ętti aš lįta dömuna stżra žegar hann tekur žįtt ķ danskeppninni žvķ, hann žurfi aš ęfa sig ķ aš fara aftur į bak fyrir bardagann viš sig.

Flestir eru žeirrar skošunnar aš Floyd Mayweather Jr. muni sigra, en žegar tveir ósigrašir menn annar Boxer og hinn Puncher žį veit mašur aš eitthvaš rosalegt er ķ vęndum. Eitt er vķst undirritašur heldur meš "the underdog" honum Ricky og mun fį sér Guinnes og hlusta į Blue moon (innkomulag hattons) į laugardaginn 8.des. GO RICKY.  


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